Soul of Romance
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Lay me down in silver
For I am abominable
I am an asshole
I am on fire
If there was a joke in here some place
I would be it
I am the carnivore
Toothless and gutless
I am the liar
Full of irrefutable truth
Unbelievable
My own cartoon
The Cossack of my own pogrom
Burning my own shtetel to the ground
The searing desire
The x chromosome flambé
Like marlon brando huffing and puffing toward ecstacy
Dreaming of taking the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Claus down with me
I think I am in love
I think I am the biggest sucker ever born
Deer woman won’t you come out tonight
Come out tonight
And dance by the light of the … it’s too cloudy to see anything but the city haze
Baby, you are my health inspector from Zurich
Checking out my unlicensed burrito wagon in an abandoned UPS truck